Listening to: Lace and Leather by Britney Spears
You know it's a stressful week when you have three canker sores. Welcome to my fucking life. I want to bite my tongue off. Sophomore slump can kiss my ass. I'm so sick of school. I need a break like whoa. Christmas, where are you?!
Okay, I'm sorry. I have to say it. Plug your ears, Twi-hards.
What the FUCK happened?! Twilight sucked big huge dick. I mean, I knew it was gonna be up there on the cheese factor scale.. but.. RLY?! I'm convinced "Bella" aka Kristen Stewart is a robot who does not know how human beings act. The upside = staring at RPattz for 2 hours. I'm totally okay with that. Also, wtf JASPER. HAHA. His eyes.. cracked me up. Here, for those of you who are like.. oh man, I kinda wanna go see it... I'll spare you the trouble.
Bella: *looking down, twitching a bit* ".............................."
Edward: *looking confused, and hot* "..............................."
*music that makes no sense with the scene*
RLY QUICK SCENE CHANGE
Bella: ".........................."
Edward: "....................."
roll credits
Whatever, I'll re-read that book ANY DAY. But if I want to rewatch the movie, I'd rather watch it online illegally than go pay for it.
In other news, Britmas came early for me. I can't stop listening to Britney Spears' new shit. She can do no wrong, and if you feel differently you can just step to the left and peace out.
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3 comments:
Haha I freaking love you!
I just watched it and although i wasn't expecting too much im still shocked!
Edward looks like hes going to puke when Bella walks in the room instead of looking like hes meant to.
I laughed when i shouldn't have.....Jasper had crazy google eyes!
The best bit was when Bella got the shit beaten out of her...however wasn't she meant to be black and blue??
The only bit that was actually cool and had shit hot music too was the baseball part!
Too much was changed and not enough was in it....however im excited for the new one...hopefully it will have a bigger budget!
Wtf are canker sores??? Maybe Mouth ulcers??
You crazy Americans!
I tottalllyy agree with you, the baseball part was kick ass!
and yes, I think they're the same thing as mouth ulcers? haha the little painful sores you get when you're stressed, or bite your mouth real good and then it turns in to one?
Yep same thing! Ahhh i hate those!
Nasty fuckers!
Hopefully with the new director and bigger budget it will be amazing!
Im pretty much in lust with Robert now hahaha although he alwas looks like he needs a good wash!
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